Rumor has it that there is an unidentified object stalking the shores of Swamp. This object was first spotted nearly a decade ago, patrolling the water banks and surrounding areas. Reports indiciate that this object caused mayhem wherever it went, destroying those around it. As things returned to normal, it was believed that it had sank back into the watery depths where it began. Has it really returned? If so, what does that mean for us?
Our sources are out investigating, hoping to return with evidence that this object does indeed exist. Stay tuned as I bring you breaking news as this saga unfolds!
We have confirmation that the object does exist! Tracks were found in a desolate area of the swamplands. Our source was able to match the tread imprints to eight or nine old photographs of this mysterious object. The search continues.
After weeks of hunting, we finally have a confirmed sighting! Our source was very cautious when approaching the object (maybe too cautious?) and refused to get close. We have enhanced the long-distance photos to get a better look at this elusive object. We have sent our source back out into the field, with a bit of extra courage.
At long last, a closer look at the object! It took courage and daring, but our source was able to get close enough to take this one-of-a-kind photo. Poor MeatheadMilitia will never be the same, but his sacrifice will not be in vain!
The search has been arduous, but we finally have more information to reveal. Our source set up motion-activated tracking cameras and was able to capture two still images of the object's shadow. With these images, we are one step closer to identifying this object!
Below are some eye-witness accounts that claim to have seen or heard the object. Please note: these are unconfirmed claims!
It appeared out of nowhere, starting down at me. It had a huge head and long teeth. I tried to scare it away by throwing rocks at it, but they just bounced.— BeersteinI was out watching a pack of Easy 8s mill along the water. Suddenly, a large shape appeared in the distance. I couldn't get a good look at it, but the Easy 8s scattered as soon as it appeared.— xXNolimitXxI only glimpsed the object from a distance but I could tell that it was monstrously huge! It towered over the vegetation. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I doubt anyone would consider this object to be beautiful.— LostI heard rumors that this object existed, many moons ago. I didn't believe them. Not until I heard it's ghastly cry for myself. Why...why would it reappear after all these years?— Yoott